Monday, December 01, 2008

Chewing

SUMMARY: I've been a little stressed lately and needed a constructive way to channel my gnashing of teeth.

"So, Teek, ol' buddy ol' pal, can you explain this chewing-the-bully-stick thing?"


[[Ummm...can I go now?]] "C'mon pleeeze oh c'mon pleeeeeeeeezzzze???"


[[Maybe if I ignore her, she'll go away.]] "OK, like this? With the stick between my paws? Am I doin' it right? huh? am I? huh huh? Am I?"

[[I'm really not believing this--]] "Gnarrrr arrrrgh rrarr grnarrr..."


Somehow it was less satisfying than I had expected.

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10 Comments:

At 8:47 PM, December 01, 2008 , Blogger Wendy Krehbiel said...

I assume you do know what those things are made of? And you still stuck one in your mouth? Eeewww!

 
At 8:56 PM, December 01, 2008 , Blogger Elf said...

Hey, the dogs eat them, so they must be OK, right? I mean, dogs never would eat anything that would be bad for me--or them-- am I right?

 
At 9:01 PM, December 01, 2008 , Blogger Wendy Krehbiel said...

Yesterday between our hike and at home (all 3 dogs included), I think there were cow, horse and cat feces consumed - you going to try that too :D

 
At 9:16 PM, December 01, 2008 , Blogger Elf said...

Maybe I'll just roll in it.

 
At 9:28 PM, December 01, 2008 , Blogger Wendy Krehbiel said...

laughing and laughing - we really need to hang more now that I'm trialing again with Ren - you're hilarious

 
At 9:43 PM, December 01, 2008 , Blogger Elf said...

Glad that Ren's doing OK. But really at trials I'm pretty tedious: either working the score table or whining about my handling and training mistakes. But you're welcome to come by and get ME laughing any time.

 
At 7:20 AM, December 02, 2008 , Blogger Elayne said...

Mmm, protein.

 
At 8:34 AM, December 02, 2008 , Blogger Johann The Dog said...

OMD, you put one in your mouth, eeeeewwwwwwwww! Mum doesn't even let us have them, bully breath.

 
At 10:13 AM, December 02, 2008 , Blogger Elf said...

OK, I'll confess, I didn't really put it in my mouth. I barely touched my front teeth to it for the photo op and didn't let my lips come near it. Maybe that's why it wasn't so satisfying-- I didn't want all of you to stay up nights, tossing and turning, wondering what it really tastes like and whether you should try it, too.

 
At 8:54 PM, December 02, 2008 , Blogger Wendy Krehbiel said...

Maybe I'll bring you a box of bully sticks to gnaw on at the score table at the next trial

 

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