Vicon 1993: Another Sloppy Archive

With appalling color choices

Originally from barry Wed Aug 18 20:04:18 1993

Now playing at a theater near you:
VICON-ZOMBIES
SEE lots of passed out bodies (and brutal mutants* menace beautiful girls)
HEAR strange and inhuman sounds
SMELL the porta-potty on a Sunday morning
TOUCH the remains of the Rum Fustion
TASTE the sludge served as morning Coffee
SEE the radio-active glow pulsating over the dance lawn
HEAR horror stories involving two racoons and a stick
SMELL the overpowering stench of chlorine
TOUCH the remote control to fast forward during "Sink the Bismark"
TASTE - totally lacking
SEE people stare at a random pattern and claim to see a space shuttle

What the critics are saying:

"Where is the dynamite, er, um, I mean the gunpowder."
"Who put the eye in my coffee?" - Charlie Duffy/Jeff
"Challenge Croquet, anyone?" - Susan/Akbar**
"Me? Evil?" - Jessy
"Heh heh heh" - Wombat
"I need another patch cord" - Jim-bo
"The chlorine is making me sick" - Other Jim***
"Huh?" - Seahawk Duffy
"How come there aren't any single women here this year?" - Pete
"Since our ground cloth is the size of our tent, we figured we might
as well just pitch the tent." - Heather****
"" - Ellen*****
"I feel like I should shake hands with somebody" - Mom (with egg on her hand)
"Hi, how you doing. I have diabetes and my head is all lumpy"
"Good morning. Did you hear Michael Jordan's dad was found dead?" - Dad
"Got any beer?" - Rex, looking at a bunch of Bud cans******

Notes from elf added Aug 19 '93:

* Mutants somewhat resemble inflatable life-sized Godzillas, killer whales, and Eduard Munsch "the Scream" characters

** If you miss wicket #3, you have to stand in the pool while making your next shot. At wicket #7, if you successfully make up a poem involving Eduard Munsch, you get an extra turn. Etc.

*** After 40 beers, it's the chlorine?

**** Ditching 10 years of tradition where everyone sleeps in the open on a groundcloth

***** Note my reputation as the silent type. I DO go there to relax and be brainless...[No responses necessary]

****** At 9 a.m.